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<description>&amp;quot;le monde est un connard&amp;quot; (proverbe de jour de mauvaise foi)</description>
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<title>&quot;Ce soir&quot;</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 16:40:00 +0200</pubDate>
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&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1vf1b_max-boublil-ce-soir&quot; title=&quot;http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1vf1b_max-boublil-ce-soir&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;Ce soir...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1vf1b_max-boublil-ce-soir&quot; title=&quot;http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1vf1b_max-boublil-ce-soir&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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<title>note pour plus tard</title>
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<category>conneries</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 20:22:21 +0200</pubDate>
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&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Note pour plus tard :&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Penser à faire une note sur ma pétasse de chef&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Penser à poster une image de mes chaussures &quot;émilie féérie&quot;? (sujet ô combien vital...&amp;nbsp; huhu)&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;
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<title>Private Joke ...</title>
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<category>conneries</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:18:44 +0100</pubDate>
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&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://calvacavalcade.hautetfort.com/images/medium_marcel.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://calvacavalcade.hautetfort.com/images/medium_marcel.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;medium_marcel.jpg&quot; style=&quot;border-width: 0pt; margin: 0.7em 0pt&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center&quot;&gt;(&quot;la mooontre! Où est la mooontre?&quot;)&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;
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<guid isPermaLink="true">http://calvacavalcade.hautetfort.com/archive/2007/02/14/en-ce-moment-je-suis-amoureuse-de-carl-douglas.html</guid>
<title>En ce moment je suis amoureuse de Carl Douglas</title>
<link>http://calvacavalcade.hautetfort.com/archive/2007/02/14/en-ce-moment-je-suis-amoureuse-de-carl-douglas.html</link>
<author>noreply@hautetfort.com (heu...)</author>
<category>conneries</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 18:38:04 +0100</pubDate>
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&lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ha! Ringardise, quand tu nous tiens!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Allez! tous en coeur!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Kung fu Fighting!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://calvacavalcade.hautetfort.com/images/medium_carl_douglas.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://calvacavalcade.hautetfort.com/images/medium_carl_douglas.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;medium_carl_douglas.jpg&quot; style=&quot;border-width: 0pt; margin: 0.7em 0pt&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center&quot;&gt; &lt;table align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; height=&quot;18&quot; width=&quot;554&quot;&gt; &lt;tbody&gt; &lt;tr class=&quot;intTX&quot;&gt; &lt;td class=&quot;intTX&quot; width=&quot;100%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot; width=&quot;18&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot; width=&quot;18&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot; width=&quot;22&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot; width=&quot;18&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr class=&quot;titTX&quot;&gt; &lt;td class=&quot;titTX&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;bottom&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;bottom&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td class=&quot;pub&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td align=&quot;center&quot; valign=&quot;top&quot;&gt;&lt;!-- A href=&quot;action.php?mode=voter=29172&quot;&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;IMG src=&quot;http://abazada.oukiva.com/coeur.gif&quot; WIDTH=14 HEIGHT=12 BORDER=0 ALT=&quot;Voter pour cette chanson&quot; --&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td colspan=&quot;5&quot; align=&quot;right&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt; &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;!-- H1&gt;Hello!&lt;/H1&gt; Vous qui vous baladez sur ce site en ce moment,&lt;BR&gt; Pouvez-vous me dire ce que vous en pensez ?&lt;BR&gt; Et par où diable avez-vous trouvé ce site ?? ;-)&lt;BR&gt; &lt;H3&gt;&lt;A href=&quot;mailto:webmaster#abazada!com&quot;&gt;webmaster#abazada!com&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H3 --&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;table align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;508&quot;&gt; &lt;tbody&gt; &lt;tr class=&quot;txtTX&quot;&gt; &lt;td style=&quot;text-align: right; height: 10px&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr class=&quot;txtTX&quot;&gt; &lt;td class=&quot;txtTX&quot;&gt;Everybody was kung-fu fighting&lt;br /&gt; Those cats were fast as lightning&lt;br /&gt; In fact it was a little bit frightning&lt;br /&gt; But they fought with expert timing&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; They were funky China men from funky Chinatown&lt;br /&gt; They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down&lt;br /&gt; It's an ancient Chineese art and everybody knew their part&lt;br /&gt; From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Everybody was kung-fu fighting&lt;br /&gt; Those cats were fast as lightning&lt;br /&gt; In fact it was a little bit frightning&lt;br /&gt; But they fought with expert timing&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung&lt;br /&gt; He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on&lt;br /&gt; We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand&lt;br /&gt; The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Everybody was kung-fu fighting&lt;br /&gt; Those cats were fast as lightning&lt;br /&gt; In fact it was a little bit frightning&lt;br /&gt; But they did it with expert timing&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; ..make sure you have expert timing&lt;br /&gt; Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning&lt;br /&gt; {ad lib}&lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt; &lt;/table&gt; &amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;p align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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<title>c'est assez rare pour le souligner...</title>
<link>http://calvacavalcade.hautetfort.com/archive/2007/01/27/c-est-assez-rare-pour-le-souligner.html</link>
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<category>conneries</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jan 2007 22:44:11 +0100</pubDate>
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&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;... en ce moment j'aime regarder l'état de mn compte en banque!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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<title>I WIsH i WaS A ROcK StAR</title>
<link>http://calvacavalcade.hautetfort.com/archive/2007/01/22/i-wish-i-was-a-rock-star.html</link>
<author>noreply@hautetfort.com (heu...)</author>
<category>conneries</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2007 20:24:42 +0100</pubDate>
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&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://calvacavalcade.hautetfort.com/images/medium_punkstar.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://calvacavalcade.hautetfort.com/images/medium_punkstar.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;medium_punkstar.jpg&quot; style=&quot;border-width: 0pt; margin: 0.7em 0pt&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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<title>C'est pour vous, c'est cadeau...</title>
<link>http://calvacavalcade.hautetfort.com/archive/2007/01/01/c-est-pour-vous-c-est-cadeau.html</link>
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<category>conneries</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jan 2007 18:14:37 +0100</pubDate>
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&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Allez donc voir ça :&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZfwyuofTdV0&quot; title=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZfwyuofTdV0&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZfwyuofTdV0&quot; title=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZfwyuofTdV0&quot;&gt;http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZfwyuofTdV0&amp;nbsp;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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<title>Allez, juste pour sourire...</title>
<link>http://calvacavalcade.hautetfort.com/archive/2006/11/03/allez-juste-pour-sourire.html</link>
<author>noreply@hautetfort.com (heu...)</author>
<category>conneries</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2006 20:42:08 +0100</pubDate>
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&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=FbnS0pfixdg&quot; title=&quot;http://youtube.com/watch?v=FbnS0pfixdg&quot;&gt;http://youtube.com/watch?v=FbnS0pfixdg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Ca remonte le moral.&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;(hein Barbotine?!! remonte toi le moral! si tu as besoin de trucs pour te remonter le moral, hésites pô, je te trouverai d'autres choses..!)&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;
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<title>ANPLoose, suite et fin, enfin j'espère (j'ai un boulot!)</title>
<link>http://calvacavalcade.hautetfort.com/archive/2006/10/25/anploose-suite-et-fin-enfin-j-espere-j-ai-un-boulot.html</link>
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<category>conneries</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Oct 2006 18:20:11 +0200</pubDate>
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&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://calvacavalcade.hautetfort.com/images/medium_anpepete.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://calvacavalcade.hautetfort.com/images/medium_anpepete.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;medium_anpepete.jpg&quot; style=&quot;border-width: 0pt; margin: 0.7em 0pt&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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<title>Toujours prête pour nerder...</title>
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<category>conneries</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 00:34:23 +0200</pubDate>
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&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;Bah voilà, j'avoue, j'ai encore trouver un nouveau jeu à la con, jeu &quot;initié&quot; par le groupe rock &quot;the Darkness&quot;.&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;C'est &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.duelwiththedevil.com/&quot; title=&quot;http://www.duelwiththedevil.com/&quot;&gt;ici&lt;/a&gt; que ça se passe.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;
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